Hello and welcome!!
Just to tell you a little about myself – I’m a reasonably happily married, mom of three, reasonably young boys. I live in every town suburbia and I’m not embarrassed to say I love it. I drive a smoking hot, scratched up minivan generally cluttered with coffee cups, granola bar wrappers and children. I think nothing says hot mama like a 40+ woman in smelly, old gym clothes covered in yogurt and booger, traipsing down the fancy aisles of the supermarket. (Take that housewives of any county!)
Wine with friends, a good book and of course ice cream, or some lower fat concoction pretending to be ice cream, makes even my toughest days sweeter. I exercise because of the wine and ice cream, and because my mom is hot. My favorite flavors are a mix of chocolate, peanut butter and coffee. I strongly believe in multiple toppings.
Even though I would rather not bring it up, I also have emotionally and physically debilitated father that at times I write about (generally in venting and unflattering ways), so I thought I should mention. Lastly, my kids are my treasure and joy every morning and my pleasure to put to bed every night.
Things I’ve learned blogging so far –
1. I can get up at 5:30am for a reason other than someone screaming “Mama!”
2. Social media can ruin your social life.
3. I have no idea what I’m doing, yet I’m still doing it.
Three things I learned in my 17 years of marriage so far –
1. Life changes, people don’t.
2. He’s never going to do the dishes.
3. A little sugar goes a long way.
Thank you so much for reading and letting me share my schtuff (grandma word) with you. I really, really hope you enjoy.
Also, if you’re interested in contacting me for some freelance writing, or even better, if you’re an agent or editor interested in the fabulous sexy women’s fiction novel I’ve just completed, I’d love to hear from you at firstname.lastname@example.org.
You’re the best!! Have the sweetest day!!