My house was as clean as it was going to be, but of course I was a wreck. Why did I agree to do an interview for the Today Show? Why?!
Well first off, it’s the TODAY SHOW! Not to discount my crucial role as the Tornado in my fourth grade production of the Wizard of Oz, but I never had any opportunity to feel famous for a minute. As nervous as I was, I wanted my minute.
A car pulled up to my house and a young cameraman and another producer got out. Neither looked like Kathy Lee or Hoda. Damn.
“Mommy, we’re going to be on TV!” My middle son chirped, green eyes bright.
His excitement was adorable and I smiled at him until he said, “Now you’ll make more money, right?”
Hmm. Not as adorable.
But who had time for childish nonsense? I was going to be on television! So it was for writing an article about dressing my kids inappropriately in winter. Whatevs.
The camera guy set up, and finally a bright light stared me in the face.“Ready?” he asked.
Uh no. I’ve made a mistake. A big mistake. Definitely not. No way.
“Great!” He smiled, sporting an adorable dimple, “I’m going to ask you questions but don’t look at the camera or me when you answer. Look to the side.” He pointed to where the other producer stood.
“Um, I’ll try,” I said but when I started answering questions, I’m pretty sure I looked like I had tourrets since I kept twitching to keep myself from turning toward the sound of his voice. Still I babbled on, as I generally do, smiling too much, even playing to the camera. All of a sudden I was a 20 year-old flirt in a 44 year-old face that didn’t even have enough sense to put on any makeup.
Why didn’t I put on makeup??! I was so not ready for my close up.
Typically just saying my name aloud to a group gives me heart palpitations. The last time I put myself in a high pressure situation was at the Algonquin Writers’ Conference to pitch my novel to editors. There I felt like I was going to throw up, but right now I couldn’t seem to shut up.
Apparently I had become an attention whore.
On Monday I was happy enough to have a piece in the Washington Post on the bizarre trend of boys wearing shorts in the winter and when it started getting traction, I was thrilled. Then the editor at the Post emailed me that the piece was going viral. I never really understood exactly what that meant until the TODAY show called for an interview, even writing a copycat article citing me. Citing me!!
‘You’re famous!” a friend from another state texted after one of her friends unknowingly shared my article with her. And really I felt a little famous, lunching and taking calls, prepping for my interview and freaking out with friends.
My mouth hung in a perpetual state of fascination and for days my fingers also seemed stunned because I couldn’t write a word. I was too busy chatting and laughing, checking stats and appreciating my moment. I couldn’t focus on anything but my shining self.
By Friday, the article had run its course and the interview had aired. Even though I cringed watching and listening to myself – all 20 seconds of me – I’m proud that I did it and wrote it, and that my words sparked a conversation that led to a segment on a national television show.
It’s been a whirl, but I am happy to be yesterday’s news; once again in my chair in front of my computer, a blank page staring back at me.
It’s time to start again.
Next time girl. I’ve got ice cream.
Especially if I hope to ever meet Kathy Lee and Hoda.
Icescreammama 
I am so excited for you and so happy for your very well deserved time in the sun. I know it will not be the last time!!!
Thank you!! It was so fun!
So awesome!! So proud of you! More fame in your future!
Thank you!! I was one big smile all week!
So exciting!!! Hoda must have been doing something major to miss the chance to meet you!
Right?! Well, when you get on, talk me up. 🙂
How fun! I too have appeared on TV for my 10 minutes of fame (on Wipeout), and for me it was a literal 10 minutes. I love how you describe your inner emotions on becoming an attention whore. lol. I feel you on not having enough sense to put make-up on! Hilarious. Now, I must watch your 20 seconds. Congrats.
Wow Wipeout!! So fun! My kids and I love watching that show! It is very exciting even if it’s brief.
Oh my gosh! You looked great and sounded totally normal and not nervous at all. The kids (as you know) are adorable and in the end you came off looking and sounding like every Mom I know. So freaking exciting. I would literally introduce myself to everyone from now on as, “You may recognize me from The Today Show”. haha Headstone material for sure!
Thank you!! And that’s an awesome idea! I think i’ll make up tee shirts!! 😉
Woohoo!! Congrats!! You were great! And yes, my 15 yo is always in shorts too. Today, as a matter of fact, he couldn’t find his hoody. It doesn’t have any lining. So I suggested the camouflage fleece lined one hanging in his closet. You know what he said to me? “I’d rather die than wear that.” So he went to school in a short sleeved shirt. I dunno.
That’s hysterical and just the way it is. I say, bigger fish to fry.
Great story. However I missed the article that started it all. Can you put up a link.
sure! it’s actually linked in the article when i reference it along with the Today show piece but here it is… Thanks! http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/parenting/wp/2015/01/12/the-long-and-shorts-of-it-whats-up-with-boys-and-shorts-in-the-middle-of-winter/
congrats to you!XXOOSusie
thanks baby!
Now who in their right mind would decline a Today show appearance? You did the right thing and you looked and sounded great! Next time they will know who they are dealing with and will give you who you want! 😉 ~Elle
Ha!! Yeah!! Next time hair and make up! 😉
It’s bizarre what we’ll do in the name of publicizing a book, a blog, an anything. I was asked to write a piece for USA Today about upbeat divorce-themed movies and music. While my brain screamed whaaat? I said sure, yeah, I’ve love to. Because my novel about divorce just came out, and it’s funny, and so–ack–it all makes sense, in a strange sort of way.
At which point I suppose I should shamelessly promote the thing: The Divorce Diet, http://www.kensingtonbooks.com/author.aspx/31599.
Glad you survived the experience and sounded (and looked) better than you thought.
yup! what we won’t do for our moments. and generally throwing ourselves outside our comfort zone is a good thing. Now i’m trying to think about upbeat divorce movies. I’m going to go check out the divorce diet, although i’m thinking it’s either eating too much or not eating anything at all! ha!
How very awesome – congratulations and well deserved!!! Did Hoda at least sign that book for you?
Way awesome!
LOL I’d probably have to throw up. Just to make it an occasion to remember.
Congratulations! How exciting. I knew you when… 🙂
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Hi there. My boys are still wearing shorts as well! Whatever. All good. Obviously, they’re not alone. 🙂